THIS IS WHAT THE
SKIP SAYS
Bowls
terminology is rather mystifying to bowls newcomers and even to experienced
bowlers playing with a new skip. Here are a few of the more common instructions
and their interpretations.
WHAT HE SAYS
WHAT HE MEANS
A If you win the
toss give the mat away. It gives me the creeps to see you bowl the
kitty!
B. Next time
I'll tell you where to put the mat And you can stick your bowls in the
same place!
C. You've been
playing a few years now Why persevere!
D. You've got
rather a nice delivery Ever thought of a paper run!
E. What's the
insignia on your bowls? It's a bit hard to see from a
distance!
F. You've been
bowling well lately Why the change today?
G. Do you always
play left handed? How about giving the other arm a go?
H. Are these
your own bowls? Swap them!
I. 4's is a
great team game. How about trying to be part of
it!
J. Have you
played all your bowls? Where the hell are they?
K. Try and get
one up to the head So we're only 5 down!
L. I want you on
the forehand The backhand's obvious but I'm saving
that for me.
M. Just a little
heavy Only the bank saved it from the
car park!
N. Good, you got
something right Your bowl finished on our rink!
O. Just a little
more weight Leads don't need half rink blocks!
P. Try a bit of
a run About 4 or 5 miles (on your
own!)
Q. Try one on
your forehand It's got to be better!
R. Are you
feeling o.k.? You can't be well and bowl
like that!
S. I think
you're ready to get your own team I've had a gutsful (Try singles!)
T. We badly need
you for Saturday Take your car, o.k.? (Oh- and lunch for 4)
U. Play the same
shot again Stay well away from the head!
V. Was that the
bell? Thank God for that!
W. How about a
drive? Taxi!
X We've just
missed another prize Not all tournaments have a booby!
Y. Don't disturb
the head! You couldn't even if I asked you
to!
Z One day I
think you could make a bowler. Don't expect me to hang around waiting!
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