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Newsletter No 10 -
October 31st 2010 |
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OVER 65'S OPEN HETERO SINGLES
Don't forget to enter this new event.
Lois is taking entries.
Wednesday November 10 @ 9.00 am
Thursday November 11 @ 9.00 am |
MELBOURNE CUP
(in the rain)
Good luck to Lloyd
who is in Melbourne for the Cup
(plus any others I don't know about)
and good luck to the many others
who are there in spirit |
THANK YOU MARKERS
There are times when we need volunteers;
the Men's Championship
Singles last weekend was such a time.
Thank you to all those generous people
who gave their time to mark.
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CLUB PROGRAMME |
HB
CENTRE PROGRAMME + OTHER CLUBS |
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Sat 6 |
1.00 p.m. |
Men's Champ Pairs (2 rounds) |
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Sun 7 |
8.30 a.m. |
Men's Champ Pairs |
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8.30 a.m. |
Women's Champ Pairs |
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Wed 10 |
9:00 a.m. |
Taradale Open Over 65's Hetero Singles |
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Thur 11 |
9:00 a.m. |
Taradale Open Over 65's Hetero Singles |
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Mon 1 |
1.00p.m. |
Bowls HB |
Men's Gardner Shield |
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1.00p.m. |
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Women's Interclub. |
Tues 2 |
9.00a.m. |
Waipawa |
Hetero Melbourne Cup Triples |
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10.00a.m. |
Kia Toa |
Hetero HBS Melbourne Cup Triples |
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11.00a.m. |
Wairere |
Hetero Melbourne Cup |
Wed 3 |
12.30p.m. |
Bluff Hill |
Mixed Triples |
Thur 4 |
10.00a.m. |
Napier |
Hetero Napier RSA Triples |
Fri 5 |
10.00a.m. |
Port Ahuriri |
Golden Girls over 60's Fours |
Sat 6 |
9.00a.m. |
Bowls HB |
Men & Women Interclub all Divisions |
Mon 8 |
1.00p.m. |
Bowls HB |
Men's Gardner Shield |
Mon 8 -12 |
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Women's Chartered Clubs North Island. |
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GARDNER SHIELD
Because of the Public Holiday last Monday there was no Gardner
Shield played last week.
Round 3 will be next Monday, November 1, at the Omarunui Bowling Club.
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Alan |
Julie |
Don |
Maureen |
Frank |
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WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES POSTPONED
This event has to be postponed until 2011.
A new draw sheet will be posted soon and those wishing to play will be
required to re-enter.
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(SOUTH
POLE)
MEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES
Too many entries - what a lovely problem! This year must surely be a
record for the number of entries in the club's Men's Championship Singles. To
accommodate the 44 entrants they were divided into two groups on Day 1
- one group played two games while the others acted as Markers - then
the procedure was reversed. By nightfall the numbers had been reduced
to 33. It was especially pleasing to see new bowlers taking part. This
is the best way to get experience and test your skills.
Sunday began with two full greens, 11
two-lifers and 22 one-lifers, a continuation of cold squally weather
and enthusiasm like
you have never seen. Markers and players were there to get on with
bowling and that is what they did. As the day progressed and the field
diminished the standard of bowling became even higher. Those brave
enough to put up with the bleak weather conditions witnessed some
outstanding play.
By day's end only one player remained
undefeated: Morris Williams
Those with one loss are Jack Philip, Ross Hamilton, Ray Falvey and
Phil Young.
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Two of our regular
supporters - Paula and Diane |
Johnny, Fay, Graham
- trying to get out of the wind |
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Did you hear about the
baby born in the new high tech delivery room?
It was cordless!! |
THE LEAD EVERYBODY WANTS
Unless you are asked by your skip to roll the jack a specified
distance, endeavour to send it to a length that suits you – and
continue to do so unless asked to change. If your skip gives
instructions to roll it a certain length you must try to obey.
You now have the job of getting the bowl as close to the jack as
possible. After an end or two you may decide to use just one side of
the green, that is, forehand one way and backhand the other because
the width and pace of the green will be much the same both ways. If
you make that decision don’t change during that game. A lead should
become machine-like. When you do it is very satisfying but you cannot
maintain consistency if you chop and change from one side to the
other. If a bowl close to the jack looks in the way more often than
not you will miss it. If you go inside it you will get shot, if you go
around it you could get shot and if you rest it you will have at least
a good second shot. And no skip will be unhappy with a good second
shot. There are other players to follow you and it isn’t the end of
the world if you don’t get shot, but by staying on the hand you know
you will have a better chance of getting a close bowl. There are
others in your team. Your job is to get your bowls as close to the
jack as possible.
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Education....
Last night one of our bowlers was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he
was going.
“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol
and drug abuse on the human body.”
The policeman asked, “Really? And who’s going to be giving a lecture at
this time of night?”
“My wife”, came the reply. |
FOLLOWING YOUR BOWL UP THE RINK
After you have delivered a bowl and before it has come
to rest you have two options;
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Hurry forward and get behind the head, or
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Move back on to, or behind, the mat.
If you want to track your bowl's progress
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must be behind the head when it stops.
In other words
you must beat it to the head.
If you don't go to the head
you
must be behind the mat when your bowl stops.
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QUESTION:
A few weeks ago I was in a game where a person played someone else’s
bowl and it was a toucher.
What should happen?
Law
47.2 Playing another player’s bowl
1. If a player plays another player’s bowl instead of their own, the
other player’s bowl should be replaced with the player’s own bowl.
2. If the bowl which was replaced was marked or nominated as a toucher,
the player’s own bowl should be marked or nominated as a toucher.
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Eddie
has everything under control |
Les told me Terry last owned a bike when he was a teenager. If you see a
cyclist whizz past you don't be surprised if it is "Tornado" Terry. |
Graham - one of our
more astute
bowlers |
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QUOTE
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
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MARKERS REQUIRED
- 20 November
The Men's Junior Singles will be played on the 20th November
and markers will be required.
If you can help please put your name on the sheet in the
Administration Shed.
Thank you.
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WANTED: ONE FABULOUS WOMAN
Colleen wants one more woman to join her, Jannie and Bev in the Golden
Girls Over 60's Fours next Friday 5th November at Port Ahuriri. Please phone Colleen
(8444126) if you want to play. The day commences at 10.00 am
PS. I thought all
women were fabulous
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Young guns provide fireworks to
take mixed pairs
(Dominion Post - during the week)
At the Johnsonville Bowling Club yesterday Ryan Khan and his
girlfriend, Mandy Boyd,
upstaged bowlers twice their age and some to win the Wellington
Mixed Pairs.
Khan is only 18 and were he a racehorse he would probably warrant
an armed guard to the venue given his pedigree. His mother is
Marina Khan and his father Phil Skoglund Jr and there is little
doubt some of their ability has rubbed off.
Boyd is the senior partner at 19 and was the catalyst for the pair
moving to Wellington.
She moved from Hawke's Bay to do a bachelor of fine arts at Massey
and four months ago Khan decided to leave Tokoroa and join her.
Both are in the New Zealand age grade system and showed skill and
composure on the way to winning a title everyone expected Rob
Ashton and his partner, Lui Hare, to be lifting for the third year
on the trot.
Khan and Boyd (Johnsonville) beat Roy Gibb and Yvonne Smith
(composite) 22-9 in their semifinal then came from behind to beat
Mike Thomas and Judy Davidson (Stokes Valley) 13-12 in the final. |
Mandy and Mum (Lynda) |
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.... still coming??? |
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BOWLS HB FORUM
Planning is underway for another forum. As there is no survey this
year we would like to know if there is anything specific that clubs
would like added to the agenda. We may not be able to put all requests
on the agenda but will look at what are the biggest concerns of our
members. We are also looking to follow up some of the outcomes of our
last forum. We are looking to hold the forum at the beginning of
December therefore any requests would be appreciated before November
7.
Jan Van der Weele
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BOWLING SHOES
I have a brand new pair of bowling shoes to give away to any person
who wants them. I bought them from The Warehouse about a year ago and
never wore them. They are size 11 and I am only too pleased to give
them to anyone who can use them. I found them a little too narrow for
my feet.
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PATTON AND PADDY
Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his
drinking buddy, Paddy.
He took off his shoes to avoid waking his
wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to
their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he
caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and
he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back
pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his pants, and
looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and
bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and
began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw
blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and
stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head
and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.
She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'
Patton said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'
'Well,' Kathleen said, 'It could be the open front door, it could
be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the
drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your
bloodshot eyes, but mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck
on the hall mirror.' |
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