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Newsletter No 24 -
March 6th 2011 |
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I have just been told
that Bruce and Wendy Mitchell's son-in-law died during the week in
Brisbane.
We extend to Bruce, Wendy and their family our sincere sympathy in
their loss.
I understand the funeral will be held next Wednesday. |
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GALA'S
ALMOST HERE
Wednesday
March 9th
2010
Only a few hours away now - Stand by your mixing
bowls!!
Contributions
towards the gala would be much appreciated
if you have not already done so.
For example, cakes, biscuits, sweets, produce, craft and baking
always sell very well.
We shall be in the Function
Room
on Tuesday
from 12.00 pm till 6.00 pm
Wharerangi Rd
entrance will be open.
Cakes and produce Wednesday morning please.
If you need anything collected
please ring Maree (8449949) or Sue (8448548).
A big "thank you" to the many supporters who are helping to make
next Wednesday's Gala succeed. Your assistance has been
tremendous.
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WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP YEAR 1 SINGLES
FINAL
The Women's Year 1 Final between Cheryl Simpson and Joy
Carter will be played tomorrow, Monday, at 4.00 pm.
We wish both players all the best in this important Championship
Final.
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MEN'S JUNIOR SINGLES ("Final")
Richard Hocking played Alan Frame during the week and won
so he and Dave Roberts are now the only two left in the Men's Junior
Singles.
Dave has two lives, Richard has one. They will play a "potential
final" this coming Thursday at 4.30 pm.
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WOMEN'S CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS 12-13 MARCH
All competitors who are taking part in any remaining Women's Club
Championships must be available to play 12-13 March.
Play will commence at 8.30 am on Saturday
Singles - will be played
on Saturday
Pairs - will be played on Sunday morning
Triples - will be played on Sunday afternoon
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HAWKES BAY JUNIOR MEN'S AND 1st YEAR SINGLES
HB's newest bowlers should have been on show
all this
weekend at
Bowls Taradale but no one told the weather man.
Five of our Juniors competed in the
Junior Singles on Saturday and making Post-Section play are
Richard Hocking, D Roberts and B Gardner.
We also have six entrants in the Year 1 Singles -
what a great testament to the health of our club.
Our players are D Henderson, A Simpson, L
Fitness, B Morton, A Buckley and A Frame.
Unofficially - some of these games might be played during the
week ... and perhaps next Sunday ... but nothing has been
decided. Keep an eye on the notice board down at the bowling
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WOMEN'S WINSTANLEY CLASSIC FOURS
This was played yesterday at Bowls Napier - today's play cancelled
Unofficially - Olga Taylor's Napier team won
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Wilma with her new
bowlers |
Terry - enjoying the
exercise |
Has
anyone noticed how Jim talks to his
bowls? |
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PRESIDENT'S
CHARITY HETERO TRIPLES
Presidents Charity Hetero Triples took place last Friday. Two
full greens was testimony to the popularity of this event. As you
might expect the charity chosen was the Christchurch earthquake appeal
- $385 was raised. Thank you Lois, Fay and all the others who helped
make the day such an enjoyable and successful occasion. |
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CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS
If you look at the HB Centre programme (RH column just below this message) you
can see the Champion of Champions (C of C) events begin soon. For the benefit
of new bowlers this is where the Championship winners of each club
play each other to see who is the overall champion in Hawkes Bay. |
CLUB PROGRAMME |
HB
CENTRE PROGRAMME + OTHER CLUBS |
March |
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Wed 9 |
10:00 a.m. |
Women's Gala |
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Fri 18 |
12.30 p.m. |
Open Mini Hetero Triples (Mufti) |
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Wed 30 |
10.00 a.m. |
Friends Day Hetero Triples |
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MARCH |
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Mon 7 |
10.00a.m. |
Omarunui |
Greenkeepers S/E |
Tues 8 |
9.00a.m. |
Waipawa |
Hetero Triples |
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12.30p.m. |
Wairere |
Hetero Friends day Triples |
Wed 9 |
10.00a.m. |
Taradale |
Women's Gala |
Sun 13 |
9.00a.m. |
Napier |
Medley Pairs |
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10.00a.m. |
Kia Toa |
Autumn Inv Fours |
Tue 15 |
12.30p.m. |
Port Ahuriri |
Hetero Mini Triples |
Wed 16 |
12.30p.m. |
Bluff Hill |
Mixed Triples |
Thur 17 |
12.30p.m. |
Bay View |
Hetero Mini Triples |
Fri 18 |
12.30p.m. |
Taradale |
Hetero Mini Triples |
Sat 19 |
8.30a.m. |
Bowls HB |
Men & Women C of C Jnr Singles |
Sat 19 |
9.00a.m. |
Napier |
Mens Bruce Ballinger Classic |
Sun 20 |
9.00a.m. |
Bowls HB |
Men & Women C of C Jnr Pairs |
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9.00a.m. |
Napier |
Mens Bruce Ballinger Classic |
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RISE IN ANNUAL SUBS
In response to the comments directed at committee for the
increase in 2011/12 bowls subs we would like to try to clarify
the rationale behind our decision. We accept and apologise for
the manner in which our decision was/was not conveyed to you
all. A letter accompanying your annual account would have been
much more appropriate.
1.
Members were advised quite clearly at the A.G.M. in June 2010
that while we were able to maintain the subs at their present
level for 2010/11 season there would be an increase next year.
2. In previous years the Bowls adjunct submitted a budget to
the "Mother" Club, which effectively covered a lot of the
maintenance cost associated with the day to day management of
the greens. Given the "Mother" Club's financial situation
currently, it is patently obvious that we, the bowls adjunct,
are not going to get any financial assistance in ongoing green
maintenance, let alone green replacement from them. The
survival of our facility is going to be totally our
responsibility. The viability of us maintaining the current
reputation of "the best greens in H.Bay" is going to require
very careful management and stewardship to ensure we can
survive.
3. We have been advised that Capitation fees are increasing to
approx $60 in the near future.
4. We are still far and away the cheapest of any major bowling
club in H. Bay.
5. If we had delayed notification of this increase until after
the next A.G.M. it would have meant that the increase would
not be able to be implemented until subs were due for the
2012/13 season.
Your committee is not out to make money, but it definitely is
trying to ensure you have the best facility available within
the budget we have.
Hopefully this explanation will explain the reasoning behind
our decision.
Your Bowls Taradale Committee
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SOME PEOPLE ARE HARD TO PLEASE |
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't
used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight
started.....
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COMPUTER RAFFLE |
Most of you will recall the generous offer of Steve Pearce at
Toast Computers.
He donated a brand new computer to our club and our committee
decided to raffle it as a fund raiser.
Steve was here in person on Friday afternoon to present the
computer to the winner
RON SINGLE -
Ticket No. 186
Thank you everyone who bought
a ticket or promoted this raffle.
A special thank you to Steve Pearce for making it all
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THANK
YOU "RECARPETEERS" |
At last week's committee meeting it was recognised and
acknowledged the tremendous work carried out by Michael
Graham, Allen Boardman and their band of volunteers to recarpet the walkways and permanent rink markers around A
green. This was a huge task, which, in the greater scheme of
things, will save untold hours of repeat marking that we have
to do every second or third year since the greens were first
put down. We, as members, thank you sincerely for a big job
well done. (Craig)
Allen Boardman approached me personally during the week and
wanted to add his personal thanks to those who gave time and
skills so generously. He did appreciate all the effort that
each person made.
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PAY ME A COMPLIMENT |
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And that's how the fight
started.....
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Men's Colts
and Year 1 Women in action |
I've got four bowls here ...
I have to leave one out ... but which one?
Wim and
Bruce |
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ETIQUETTE -
AT THE CLOSE OF PLAY
Bowls is a friendly game and all players should show
sportsmanship and remember courtesy costs nothing. When the
game is over shake hands, be friendly and congratulate the
winner. All players should assist in returning mats, jacks and
scoreboards at the close of play.
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COACHING TIP - BE SELFISH |
All opposition needs to be treated with respect.
However whilst respect is essential, focusing on one’s own
performance is the key to success.
You have no control over how well or how poorly the opposition
is going to perform.
LEAVE THEM ALONE - play your own game.
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FROM ZERO TO 150 IN 3 SECONDS
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And that's how the fight
started.....
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QUESTION:
During a game of pairs (2.4.2) one of the players forgot to
play his 4th bowl. He walked down the other end of the rink
and waited for his partner to play the last two bowls. Each
team then delivered one bowl before the spare 4th
bowl was discovered. What should now happen? Can the bowl
still be played or is the shot forfeited?
LAW 47.4 Failing to play
If a bowl has been played by each team before the players
discover that one of them has failed to play a bowl in the
proper order, that player will lose the right to play the
bowl.
If the result of an end has been agreed or the process of
deciding the number of shots scored has started, a player who
has failed to play a bowl will lose the right to play the
bowl.
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Roll-up |
Bryan |
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MOTHER
CLUB SENDS OUT WEEKLY NEWS UPDATES
Some of our bowlers may not know that a weekly news
update is emailed out each week by Sue in the Taradale Club. This email contains a large
number of items which the club wants to promote (Friday
entertainment, items of special interest, adjunct information,
courtesy coach, restaurant news, etc.) If you are not on the Taradale Club's email list see Sue at the office and she will
sort you out.
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QUOTE
May you have
Enough happiness to make you sweet,
Enough trials to make you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human,
Enough hope to make you happy.
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Coach's Meeting
(from Bowls HB website)
The first Coaches Meeting for 2011 will be held on Wednesday
23rd March at 7.00p.m. Port Ahuriri.
An agenda will be posted/emailed for this meeting on 15th
March 2011.
Coaches with email please forward this message to those not on
email.
Look forward to seeing you all on 23rd March.
Vickie.
Coach Co-ordinator. |
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SPEIGHTS GOLD TWO BOWL OPEN
TRIPLES
ENTRY FORM - Two Bowl Open Triples
Win cash and prizes up to the value of $10,000
30th April - 1st May
A "10 year or under"
bowler must skip all games
Teams are Hetero (all men, all women or mixed)
Limited to 64 teams
Entries close 15th April
Entry includes a meal and entertainment, transport to
Bowls Napier and morning teas
Click ENTRY FORM to
enlarge
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An airliner developed engine trouble
and the airhostess has the job to get every one to jump with
their parachutes.
All the crew
and all the passengers but one have gone. He keeps
stepping up to the door, and nervously stepping back.
The airhostess, wants to go too,
while there is time, but can't go till all the passengers have
jumped.
She says, "Look sir, I will show you
exactly what to do, but just remember, when you jump, count to
ten, then pull your ripcord, that will open your parachute."
So she does a textbook jump, counts
to ten, pulls her ripcord, her parachute opens, and she slowly
descends.
But after a while, she wonders what happened to the passenger.
She gets quite worried, after all he
was her responsibility.
She looks around, but can't see him
anywhere.
All of a sudden, he goes streaking
past her, and all she can hear is
.F
...F
....F
......F
........F
..........F
............F
...........................FOUR
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