No 27
25/03/2012 |
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MEN'S JUNIOR PAIRS (Held on Sat 17th March)
(by Kevin Holmes)
Four teams were left in the competition. Lloyd Fitness and Bryan
Godber (two lives) beat Richard and Rick Hocking (1 life). Adrian
Barker and Dave Henderson (one life) beat Alan Frame and Campbell
Parnell (1 life).That meant Lloyd/Bryan and
Adrian/Dave played a potential final. Adrian and Dave won the first game quite
comfortably, leaving both teams with one life. The second encounter
(FINAL) was a very close game with only a couple of points separating
them going in to the very last end at 13-13. Finally Lloyd and Bryan
came out winners by two shots. Congratulations Lloyd and Bryan on
winning the championship.
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NZ RSA FINALS IN MATAMATA
A
week ago,11-12-13 March, RexDunne, Lex Parsons and Johnny
Ward battled away at the NZ RSA Finals in Matamata. They
missed out on the top section but eventually won their
flight. Well done, men.
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JUNIOR MEN
- NAPIER JUNIOR FIVES
The Napier Junior Fives (interclub) are fast approaching -
April 21,22. If you are available and wish to play please
put your name on the sheet in the club house by next
weekend. Teams will then be selected from the entries on
the board. For more information please talk to Graeme
Hocking (phone 8446907). |
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BOWLS
HAWKES BAY TALENT DEVELOPMENT SQUAD
(by Dave Henderson)
Just a reminder to all Club Members that applications for selection in
the Hawkes Bay Development Talent Squad close on 31st of March.
If you haven’t seen them yet, details and application forms for this
new initiative from Bowls Hawkes Bay are on display in the club house
notice area - or you can download them from the Bowls HB site by
clicking
here.The application form states that you must put your preferred position
and that will be the position you will be considered for selection,
this has changed and they now want the preferred position that you
want to play, but this will not define your inclusion in the squad if
you don’t get selected in that position, you may still be selected in
another position within the squad.
This program is open TO ALL BOWLERS whether you’ve been bowling for
20+ years or 1 year. If you have aspirations to represent Hawkes Bay
in bowls then this is where you start. Bowls Taradale would like to
encourage all Junior Members to put in an application as you are the
future of our club and Bowls Hawkes Bay. |
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HB JUNIOR MEN'S AND WOMEN'S
SINGLES
These two events were held over the weekend. The women played at
Napier while the men played at Taradale and Bay View (Saturday) - and
Taradale on Sunday.
MEN: Eight of our junior men entered this event and three
reached Post-Section play; Dave Henderson, Richard Hocking and Barry
Gardner. Unfortunately two club members (Richard and Barry) had to
play each other in one of the quarterfinals - Richard was the
winner. Meanwhile Dave Henderson had already reached the finals so that meant an
All-Taradale Final between Dave and Richard - surely a
well-deserved reward for their consistent bowling all season. Richard
kept his cool and focussed after a drubbing yesterday from Dave, he played a wide range of quality shots and
eventually won with comfort. Congratulations, Richard, on becoming this year's HB
Singles Champion. Dave is to be commended on reaching the final and
for the standard of play that took him this far.
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Richard (HB Junior Singles champion), Robin (Marker), Dave
(Runner-up) |
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WOMEN: Five Taradale women started in the HB Junior Women's Singles but all
succumbed on Day 1. The experience gained by all who took part will be invaluable. Well done, ladies.
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MARKERS NEEDED
Next weekend we are hosting the HB First Year Singles and six
more markers are needed.
If you can help would you please put your name on the sheet in the
club room. Thank you. |
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CRAIG
ENNOR RETIRING FROM UMPIRING
(by Dave Henderson)
Our beloved Club Captain has decided to call it a day and has
officially retired from Umpiring.
Craig’s last official tournament was our own Club’s Men's Junior Pairs
held last weekend.
Craig has been an official umpire for about 10 years and over that
period has built up a solid reputation as a highly competent, fair and
impartial umpire of high integrity.
Having a drink with Craig after the Junior pairs, he mentioned that he
was retiring and that was his last tournament, when questioned as to
the reasons, Craig felt “Players only request an umpire when it is a
tight measure and they deserve the highest standard. It was important
to him that he got out while at the top of his game and not damage the
image of umpires by hanging on too long.”
Well done, Craig, the club would like to thank you for your
contribution to Bowls Hawkes Bay and Bowls Taradale and congratulate
you on the high standard you set over the years. |
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JOB
INTERVIEW
At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asks the
young engineer fresh out of EIT, "What starting salary were you
looking for?".
The engineer decides to shoot for the moon, "I'm thinking in the range
of $125,000 a year or so, depending on the benefits package."
"Hmmm," says the interviewer. "Well, what would you say to five weeks
holiday, 14 days paid holiday leave, full medical and dental insurance, a
retirement fund with company matching to 50% of salary, and a company
car leased every two years?"
The engineer gapes and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
"Yeah," replies the interviewer, "but you started it." |
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BOWLS
TARADALE OPEN TWO BOWL TRIPLES - 5th & 6th of May
(by Dave Henderson)
The Taradale Open 2 Bowl Triples is being held on the 5th & 6th of May
at both Bowls Taradale and Bowls Napier.
This prestigious tournament has been running for 10 years and involves
64 teams receiving entries from all over the North Island and has
prize money on offer up to $10,000.
This is the 1st year that Bowls Taradale has run this event as it was
usually run by the Mother Club (though we were fortunate that Phil
Young & Jack Philip were part of the organising committee) and we are
hoping to have good representation from our members.
There are 4 divisions of prize money –
Section 1 – 1st $1500, 2nd $900, 3rd $600, 4th $450
Section 2 – 1st $450, 2nd $420, 3rd $390
Section 3 – 1st $390, 2nd $360, 3rd $330
Section 4 – 1st $330, 2nd $300, 3rd $270
There are also lucky team / player draws from non winning teams which
involve –
2 Lucky Team Draws of $100 and 15 Lucky Player draws of $50.
We are extremely fortunate to have obtained significant sponsorship from
Princess Alexandra Retirement Village, TrustPower and the Taradale
Club so you see there is good prize money on offer and a chance to
play against some of the top bowlers in the North Island.
Part of the novelty of this tournament is that all games must be
skipped by a 10 year and under bowler.
The entry fee is $150 per team and while slightly more expensive than
other tournaments, your entry fee includes a paid meal at the Taradale
Club on the Saturday night for each player.Entries close of the 15th of April and entry forms are available on
the bowling club notice board. We would welcome as many Taradale teams
as we can get.
To all our Junior Bowlers, here’s a chance to skip so ask an
experienced club bowler to play 2 and take the opportunity to learn
and play a different role.
It’s a great weekend with raffles, giveaways and auctions so help
support the club by entering a team, you won’t be disappointed.
If you require any information please contact Dave Henderson,
Tournament Coordinator. |
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Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful
stroke of luck
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Robin, Ross, Ernie, Jack |
Morris, Phil, George, Susan |
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NAPIER FOUR MAN CLASSIC
(by Jack Philip)
The tournament for the Bruce Ballinger Memorial Shield had a field of
20. The tournament included 2 teams from Melbourne and a team from
Hillcrest in Hamilton. It comprises of 3 games of Four's with a
different skip for each game. 1 game of Singles and a game of Triples.
1 game of 3 bowl Pairs and 1 game of 2x4x2 Pairs. The Pairs
combinations cannot be the same for the second game.
Points were allocated as such: Fours
11 points for a win, 4.5 points for a loss within 2 shots, 3.5 points
for a loss by 3 to 4 shots and 2.5 points for a loss between 5 to 6
shots. Triples, Pairs, and Singles were worth 6 points. If a there was
a tie, then differential came into play.
On the 1st day we lost our 1st game, which was 4's by 1 shot to Peter
Selby's team from Melbourne and earned 4.5 points for a loss by 1. We
then played 3 bowl Pairs winning 1 and losing the other, then we
played and won our Triples and Singles. We finished day 1 in 7th
position on 22.5 points. The leaders were Peter Selby 34 points, Tony
Small 31 points, and Dave Porteous 29 points, who had Murray Glassey,
Mike Issacson, and Tony Terry in his team. The 2 games we lost were to
Peter Selby and Tony Small.
Day 2 we had a clean sweep, winning both 4's, and the 2 games of 2x4x2
Pairs. We played the third game of 4s, the last game of the day, in
1st position leading by 0.5 of a point, needing to win the last game,
and hoping that Bruce Stewarts team lost one of their Pairs, to ensure
we won the tournament. Lucky for us they did, they lost a Pairs and
drew the other. The tournament
was sponsored by DB Breweries and Wayne Kirk Mitsubishi, and run very
well by Paul Sorensen, Ken Smith, and Bill Edward. Lunches and Morning
teas were provided by Bowls Napier, and covered in the entry fee, and
they even got DB Export Dry in the bar for me.
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ONE IN FOUR
The statistics on sanity claim that one out of every four persons are
suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. |
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Paddy was driving
down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting
and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,
'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go
to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.' |
Father Murphy
walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets,
'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to
heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want
to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that
when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a
group together to go right now.' |
Gallagher opened
the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the
obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best
friend, Finney.
'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'
'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?' |
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COACHING
TIP
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BACK TO BASICS
At the end of the day it is all about skills. The team or the player
who has more skills than their opposition will mostly win. Bowlers
need to become more aware of the importance of being able to perform
the basics to a very high standard. It is all about the basics,
knowing them and executing them. Only by revisiting them again and
again in training sessions will the bowler truly establish the
foundations for consistency of performance whereby their true
potential in the sport can be achieved. There is no magic formula nor
is there a quick fix. It takes a bucket full of self-discipline,
commitment, passion and determination to be a highly successful
bowler. Without these qualities the true potential of any bowler will
seldom reach fruition and they will be left to wonder why. Good enough
but not good enough.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHY DO YOU WANT IT?
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO GET IT?
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START? |
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QUESTION:
During a game of pairs (2.4.2) one of the players forgot to play her
4th bowl. She walked down the other end of the rink and waited for her
partner to play her last two bowls. Each team then delivered one bowl
before the unplayed 4th bowl was discovered. What should
now happen? Can the bowl still be played or is the shot forfeited?
LAW 47.4 Failing to play
If the result of an end has been agreed or the process of deciding the
number of shots scored has started a player who has failed to play a
bowl (either deliberately or accidentally) will lose the right to play
the bowl.
If a bowl has been played by each team before the players discover
that one of them has failed to play a bowl in the proper order, that
player will lose the right to play the bowl. |
LAWS
TIP
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ETIQUETTE TIP
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SUPPORT YOUR TEAM
Anyone can support a team that is winning
but to stand behind a team when it is down and really needs you
takes a lot of courage.
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I find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think,
all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read
and all the friends I want to see.
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WANTED TO BORROW . . . . . . one loved but
currently unused dust-collecting exercycle.
If you have an exercycle
standing idle in the garage or back shed I would appreciate the
loan of it for a couple of months to help with recovery
following major knee surgery.
It will be well looked
after, unless it attacks me.
Please phone: Peter
Turnbull 83 44 094
Many thanks
Peter
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SMART
DOG
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a
note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he
takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and
quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait
for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a
bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.
When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at
the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows,
dumbstruck.
As the bus
travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery.
After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop"
button, then the butcher follows him off.
The dog runs
up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down
the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against
the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps
on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a
window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens
it and starts cursing and kicking the dog.
The butcher
runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This
dog's a genius!"
The owner
responds, "Genius, my ass. It's the second time this week he's
forgotten his key!" |
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BOWLS TARADALE 2012 WINTER PROGRAMME
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All tournaments Mufti (except
Ryman/Princess Alexandra)
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All Tournaments Hetero
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Friday Afternoon Triples really
recommended
(but you have to make an every week commitment to
field a team)
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Skips responsible for finding
replacement players when necessary
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Prizes allocated to Entry
Numbers
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All entries to Sheryl Glock
8432486
May
Sat 5 8.30 Ryman/Princess Alexandra
(Qualifying)
Sun 6 8.30 Ryman/Princess Alexandra
(Divisions)
(Special Conditions two bowl Triples. Skip Under 10years.
$10,000 Prizes
Sean Roberts 845 0215 for registration)
Fri 11 Noon Hetero
Triples
Sun 20 10.00 Classic Ale Sponsored
2x4x2 Pairs
Fri 25 Noon Hetero
Triples
June
Fri 1 Noon Hetero Triples
Sun 3 10.00 HBS Bank President’s
Single Entry
Fri 8 8.30 Hetero
Triples
Wed 13 10.00 Summerset Over 65’s Pairs
Qualifying
Thurs 14 10.00 Summerset Over 65’s Pairs
Qualifiers
Fri 15 Noon Hetero Triples
Fri 22 Noon Hetero Triples
Fri 29 Noon Hetero Triples
July
Fri 6 Noon Hetero Triples
Sat 7 8.30 Alzheimers Charity
Fours
Sun 8 8.30 Alzheimers Charity
Fours
Fri 13 Noon Hetero Triples
Wed 18 10.00 Summerset Over 65’s Triples
Qualifying
Thurs 19 10.00 Summerset Over 65’s
Qualifiers
Fri 20 Noon Hetero Triples
Fri 27 Noon Hetero Triples
August
Fri 3 Noon Hetero Triples
Sat 4 10.00 Lawson Robinson 2x4x2
Pairs
Fri 10 Noon Hetero Triples
Fri 17 Noon Hetero Triples
Sun 19 10.00 Junior 2x4x2 Pairs
Wed 22 10.00 Summerset Over 65’s 4’s
Qualifying
Thurs 23 10.00 Summerset Over 65’s 4’s
Qualifiers
Fri 24 Noon Final Hetero Triples
Club Roll Ups every Tues, Thurs, Sat.
Saturday 7th July will be unavailable for Roll Ups
because of the Alzheimers Charity event
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