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No 4
16/09/2012
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NEXT WEEKEND
September 22-23 - WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLES
 
HB CENTRE OPENING DAY
Bowls HB's Opening Day took place last Wednesday afternoon at Bowls Taradale. Cold blustery weather is not the ideal way to begin a season but we have no control over the elements. Despite that a large attendance bore testimony to the commitment and vitality of bowls in our region.
MEN'S AND WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP FOURS
In the past our Championship events were run along the "two life" system but this year things are different. Those teams on Day 1 who have 3 or 4 wins qualify for Post-section play on Day 2 - then every game is "sudden death" (win = you stay, lose = you go).

WOMEN - eight teams started the day and by nightfall three were left; teams skipped by Angela Boyd, Lois Hook and Colleen Ferrick.
Angela Boyd, Sheryl Glock, Barbara Exeter, Olive deRidder
Lois Hook, Brenda Falvey, Margaret Packe, Raewyn Cooper
Colleen Ferrick, Colleen McLaughlin, Paula Evans, Cheryl Simpson

Colleen's team beat Angela's in the semifinal so the final was between Lois Hook's team and Colleen Ferrick's.
A closely fought final saw Colleen edge ahead. Congratulations to Colleen, Colleen, Paula and Cheryl.


CHAMPIONSHIP WOMEN'S FOURS FINALISTS
Margaret Packe, Lois Hook, Cheryl Simpson, Brenda Falvey, Raewyn Cooper, Colleen McLaughlin, Colleen Ferrick, Paula Evans

MEN - fifteen teams faced the wind and cold on Saturday and by the close of day those numbers were whittled down to six; Post-section skips were Kevin Holmes, Phil Young, Graeme Hocking, Ross Hamilton, Rolly Hoare and John McLaughlin.

This morning John McL beat Kevin H and Phil Y beat Graeme H - Ross H and Rolly H had a bye. Phil then went on to beat John and Ross won against Rolly.

That left two teams to play out the finals.
Phil Young, Frank Grantham, John Calnan, Ewen McLauchlan ... and ...  Ross Hamilton, Jack Philip, Bryan Gilbertson, Robin Oates.

.... I have just come in from watching the men resume after rain interrupted play.
Before the interruption Ross's team got off to a great start but what a difference a rain break can make. Phil's group set to work and roared back into life eventually winning comfortably. Well done and congratulations to Phil, Frank, John and Ewen on taking out this year's Championship Men's Fours title.
 


CHAMPIONSHIP MEN'S FOURS FINALISTS
Ewen McLauchlan, John Calnan, Phil Young, Robin Oates, Jack Philip, Ross Hamilton
Frank Grantham, Bryan Gilbertson

CENTRE EVENTS THIS MONTH

Don't forget to use the "Centre Events" link at the top of this page

September 29/30   Sat/Sun

Collier/Tremain Mixed 2 x 4 x 2 Prs. Artificial Greens

Entries close in THREE days

 

I never cease to be amazed by some of the people we allow into our club. These two were seen on Opening Day
but nobody seems to know who they are. Can anyone enlighten me?

PLANNING IS IMPORTANT
Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 per car and £7.00 for buses. Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up. So the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The council did some research and discovered that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee. The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over £7 million pounds excluding interest ... and no one even knows his name.

I like a man who plans ahead.

PRE-SHOT ROUTINE
A consistent pre-shot routine is essential.

1.     Stand behind the mat

2.     Decide the shot you are going to play (draw, run, yard-on, drive).

3.     Place the bowl in the hand correctly.

4.     Decide on a reference point (peg, tree, window, seat) to help get your focus point

5.     Move onto the mat ensuring the anchor foot and body is pointing directly along the intended line.

6.     Be calm, relaxed and confident.

7.     Think how fast you need to bowl the bowl.

8.     Concentrate and deliver the bowl. 

Analyse the result and what correction if any will be required with the next bowl.

 

MINIMUM DISTANCE A JACK MUST TRAVEL
Last weekend the umpire had to use a long tape measure
 to see if the jack was the correct minimum distance.

What is the shortest legal distance from the mat line
to the jack?   (a) 19m   (b) 21m   (c) 23m   (d) 25m

 

Law 23   Improper Delivery of the Jack
The jack has been improperly delivered if it comes to rest:

·         in the ditch;

·         completely outside the boundaries of the rink;

·         less than 23 metres from the mat line after the jack has been centred;

·         on the rink after contact with the face of the bank; or

·         on the rink after contact with any object or person completely outside the boundaries of the rink.

ETIQUETTE
When ready to bowl check with the next rink to see if another player is ready to bowl so that you don’t bowl at the same time

INTERCLUB                         

GARDNER SHIELD
Everyone in the squad is needed for one hour
tomorrow (Monday) morning 17th September
 9.30 - Leads
           10.30 - Twos, Skips   

 

WOMEN’S MONDAY INTERCLUB TRIPLES

Everyone is needed Tuesday morning 9.30
Final teams will be selected
 

CENTRAL REGION'S NEWSLETTER

Some of our bowlers will be interested in reading the newsletter
published by the Central Region Service Centre.

Please click the following link

http://bowlswellington.com/fileadmin/user_upload/Newsletter
_Covers/Regional/Regional_01_Sep_2012.pdf

 

I have just discovered who the two people in disguise are!!!

NEW ZEALND  V  AUSTRALIA
Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game Ritchie. We know it's important but we've just beaten Argentina and South Africa in consecutive weeks and let's be honest it's only Australia . They're useless and we simply can't be bothered".

Ritchie looks at them and says "Oh well, the way I've been playing recently, I reckon I can beat these Aussies by myself, you guys go down the pub."

So Ritchie goes out to play the Wallabies by himself while the rest of the All Black Team goes off for a few jugs. After a few beers they wonder how the game is going, so they get the barman to put the telly on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads " New Zealand 7, (McCaw - 10 minutes - Converted Try) - Australia 0 ".

He is beating Australia all by himself!!!! Anyway, the telly goes off and a few more beers later the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how Ritchie got on". They get the telly put back on.

"Result from Eden Park : New Zealand 7, (McCaw, 10 minutes) - Australia 7, (Sharpe, 79 minutes)".  They can't believe it. Ritchie has single-handedly got a draw against Australia !! They rush back to Eden Park to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down guys. Sorry, but I've really let you down," moans Ritchie.

"Don't be an idiot; you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!" says the rest of the team.

"No, No, I have" says Ritchie, "I've let you down..............I hope you can forgive me but I got sent off after 12 minutes"