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No 6
30/09/2012 |
THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR
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CENTRE MIXED 2.4.2 PAIRS
Bowls Taradale was very well represented with about 30 players taking
part in this event over the
weekend. Section play took place at Taradale, Kia Toa, Napier and
Havelock North then the top 16 teams competed for the title at Bowls
Taradale. The remaining teams played at Havelock
North in a consolation event.
What a great result it was for our club
because of the 16 teams which made up Post-section play SIX
were ours. In this "sudden death" section we had Fay Johnson
& Chris Angove, Bruce Ferrick & Colleen Ferrick, Barbara
Exeter & Richard Hocking, Phil Young & Sheryl Glock,
John McLaughlin & Colleen McLaughlin and Angela Boyd (composite).
Although Bruce and Colleen Ferrick was the only Taradale pair still
standing in Round 2 many of the games were close (three were lost by
one point) and two of our teams had to play each other. Bruce and
Colleen had a close tussle with Ken Robson and Di Bentley from Bay
View but an accurate drive from Di on her last delivery killed the end
after the bell had gone and that put Colleen and Bruce out. Well done,
everyone.
The final between
Dave Stevenson / Robin Pritchard and Graham Fulford / Liffy Law was
well worthy of a final. After 14 ends scores were locked on 15-15. An
extra end was needed to separate them with Dave and Robin taking the
title.
WHAT
A NICE PROBLEM
I think I am right in saying that for the very first time in our
club's history we have too many entries in the Men's Championship
Singles. Two full greens can take 32 bowlers and entries exceed that
number. What a nice problem for any club to have!!!
MARKERS
NEEDED
Markers are required for the men's Championship Singles on
Saturday 6 / Sunday 7 October.
Thanks to those who have indicated their availability on the
noticeboard. With the large number of entries we are
going to need more so if you can help please add your name to the list
or contact me (Lloyd) or any of our Match Committee, Bert Fallowfield, David
Jones, John Sowerby or Les Stuart.
Thanks, Lloyd
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QUOTE
I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's
mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back
sometimes.
I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you, but,
if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others,
your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find
you.
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Graham and little Chris |
Dave |
Peter and Robin |
Bruce |
Ernie,
Lex, Frank |
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MP'S
KIDNAPPED
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on SH1. Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window
and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP’s during a sitting of
parliament, and they're asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise,
they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We
are going from car to car collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly two litres."
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When you are Club
Captain you get to sit with all the pretty girls |
It's amazing what you can do with pencil
and paper
No prize for guessing who these two
are |
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ESTABLISHING THE CORRECT LINE
Stand 1m
behind the mat and select a permanent object on or beyond the
far bank.
This is called the “reference point”.
Form an
imaginary line from that point back through the mat to the pre
shot position.
This is the intended “line of delivery”
Move onto the
mat and place the anchor foot facing directly along this line
Place the lead
foot adjacent, parallel and hip width apart from the anchor foot
Establish a
“focus point” along that line.
That is the point along the line that the bowler will be looking
at during the delivery.
Deliver the
bowl along the line aiming at the focus point – thinking the
weight
Observe the
path of the bowl
ETIQUETTE
Make sure the path of the bowl
is clear to avoid hitting another bowl |
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PLAYING OUT OF TURN
We had an interesting situation last weekend during the
women’s triples. After 16 ends the scores were level so an
extra end had to be played. Before starting that end a coin
was tossed and Team A won – so their lead started play. When
the skips changed ends the skip of Team B bowled first because
she forgot about the coin toss but remembered her team had won
the last end.
There was some discussion but eventually the skip of team A
delivered two bowls in succession which put everything back in
its correct order again.
Section 12 – Irregularities
47.1 Playing out of turn
If a player plays out of turn, the opposing skip can stop the
bowl and return it to the player to play it in the proper
order.
If the bowl has come to rest and has not disturbed the head,
the opposing skip should choose whether to:
If the bowl has disturbed the head, the opposing skip should
choose whether to:
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leave the disturbed head as it is and have their team play
two bowls one after the other to get back to the proper
order of play;
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replace the head in its former position, return the bowl and
go back to the proper order of play; or
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declare the end dead.
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HOTEL
MEALS:
Last
time we stayed in Christchurch we shared our table at
mealtimes with a chap from Gore.
The first morning he just asked for a plate of beans for his
breakfast, then at dinner time he asked for a plate of beans
and toast.
This went on for three days.
The next day the police arrived at the hotel because he had hung
himself off the New Brighton pier.
They asked the manager had he looked depressed.
The manager said "No, he was full of beans when he left here" |
NEIGHBOURS
Jack's neighbour knocked on his door
at 2.30 this morning.
Can you believe that, 2.30 am?
Lucky for him
Jack was still up
playing his bagpipes |
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TROUSERS AND HATS
Bowling trousers still available for $40 incl. gst.
Bowlers from other clubs that may wish to take advantage of this
offer don't need to have the Taradale Bowl emblem on the
trousers.
Also available high quality bowling "bucket style" hats. These
are made from vortech technology which are designed to allow the
fabric to breath, as well being water resistant (very clever
eh). See Dave Roberts for size Lge/xLge or Bryan Godber who has
Sml/Med size to try. These will have the Taradale Bowls emblem
added free of charge if required. Price only $16 incl. gst.
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RAFFLE RESULTS
Winners of the side of lamb raffles were Ernie Friedlander &
Clark Nicol.
Thanks to all who supported this raffle. |
Dave, Chris, Mike
Ken, Maree, Michael
Olive, Ian
Terry, John |
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Paddy and his wife
are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in
the garden.
Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off.
He comes back upstairs five minutes later and his wife asks "What
did you do?"
Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how
they like it!"
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When you are Club
Captain you get to sit with all the pretty girls |
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"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee
kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the
cheek.. Then he blushed.
The two turned once again to gaze out
over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your
thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee
cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few
seconds. Then he blushed.
And the two turned once again to gaze
out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put
my hand on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then
he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the
loch before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he
said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?"
said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip
in anticipation of the next request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae
think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?" |
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