BOWLS TARADALE NEWSLETTER |
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No 7
07/10/2012 |
THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR
MITRE 10 MEGA STORES
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CENTRE MIXED 2 x 4 x 2
When I went to print last week I did not know that Johnny Toa
and Tianna White had done so well in the Consolation event at Havelock North. Well done
Overall Winners - Dave
Stevenson/Robyn Pritchard (Bowls Napier)
R/up -Graeme Fulford/Liffy Law (Havelock North)
Consolation
Winners- Robyn Wallace/Ron Palmer (Composite)
R/up - John Toa/Tianna White (Bowls
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FRIDAY TRIPLES
Mini Triples held on Friday 5th October.
1st B Godber(s), B Mogford, L Dunnett. 3 - 19 + 26
2nd M Geldard(s), C Humphrey, M Fenton. 3 - 15 + 21
3rd B Withers(s), C Wilson, D Heath. 3 - 14 + 22
Best Last game.
Pak 'n' Save Green
B Wakeley(s), L Bateman, J Hayes. 6 + 8
HBSB Green
B Hook(s), C Salmon, J Haslett. 7 + 15
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MEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES
Events such as this needed an army of helpers working in the
background. Thank you to the many volunteers who gave up their
time to prepare the greens and grounds and to those who provided
morning and afternoon teas including baking, Our thanks also to
the Match Committee and the two Match Controllers who ensured
everything ran like clockwork ..... and to the
four umpires who gave of their time so generously ... and anyone
else I have forgotten to mention.
Because we had too many entries (40)
to fit everyone on two greens twenty bowlers were drawn to
play on Saturday and the remaining twenty played on Sunday.
SATURDAY - gusty and sun+cloud for much of the day
SUNDAY - sunny with a
bitterly cold wind.
According to the club handbook this
event will continue on SATURDAY 3rd NOVEMBER |
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John |
Colleen, Barbara, Brenda |
Ken uses a hand puppet to get a smile out of Gary |
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NEXT WEEKEND
WOMEN'S JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES - entries close
Tuesday 5pm.
These events are a lot of fun and are a great experience.
DISTRICT SHIELD
Ten of our men will play next Saturday at Port Ahuriri (9.00am
start) - singles, pairs, triples, fours
Section winners play a round robin at Bowls Napier on Sunday |
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THE BOWLING ACTION – “PENDULUM SWING”
The four fundamentals of sound delivery are;
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Stability and control – head and body stable throughout delivery
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Rhythm – pendulum swing and step have an even tempo
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Timing – swing + step + smooth delivery
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Weight transfer – to lead foot
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You are going to bowl over the focus point – THINKING the
weight
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Place anchor foot (R foot) on centre of mat pointing along
delivery line
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Place lead foot (L foot) adjacent and
parallel to anchor foot
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Feet are hip-width apart and weight
evenly distributed
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Shoulders and hips square to the intended
line
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Body relaxed and upright
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Anchor foot remains on mat during
delivery
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Wrist and elbow locked
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Left forearm (or hand) slides down left thigh
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Arm follows along intended line of delivery with palm to
heaven and head still
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Bowl is released directly below the shoulder and next to your
toe
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Transfer weight to front foot
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Stand up slowly while watching the bowl until it comes to rest
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BOWLS HAWKES BAY HAS A NEW WEBSITE
Bowls HB's new website came online during the week
It contains a host of information so please make yourself familiar with
it.
There is a link to the site from our home page - or you can click
here
ETIQUETTE: Do not encroach on an adjoining rink when delivering
your bowl
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WALTER
HAS NO ENEMIES
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the
Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies? "
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this
time, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only
when the weather was bad.
"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's
good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and
clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an
enemy in the world?"
The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the
pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply,
"I outlived all them assholes" - and he calmly returned to his
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Sheryl and
Richard |
Peter and Les |
Ivy and
Margaret |
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JACK HIGH / JACK LEVEL / JACK LOW
You are standing on the mat watching your bowl roll towards
the jack.
Sometimes a bowl finishes past the jack, sometimes it stops
before the jack.
If your bowl is 1 metre short of the jack is it high or low?
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bowler |
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LOW |
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HIGH |
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jack |
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Note:
There is no such documented phrase as "jack low" in bowls.
Jack Level means that the nearest part (or face) of the jack
and the bowl are equidistant to the mat line.
People should ask:
Is that bowl level with the jack?
Is the bowl past the jack?
Is the bowl short of the jack? |
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets..
So love the people who treat you right..
Forget about the ones who don't.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said life would be easy,
they just promised it would be
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ATTACKS INSIDE RETIREMENT VILLAGE
Napier police hunting the “knitting needle nutter”,
who had
stabbed six people in the village
in the last 48 hours,
believe
the attacker could be following
some kind of pattern. |
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ROLL-UP DRAW ROSTER
We are about to prepare the roster for the next period of
roll-up draws.
If you are currently on the roster but do not wish to continue
or you wish to be added to the roster please let me know.
You can ring me on 8445827 or email me
lloyd.f@xtra.co.nz
Thanks
Lloyd |
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LAMB
RAFFLE
Our special thanks to the following members who made our Lamb
Raffle possible:-
Craig Ennor for arranging the donation of the lamb.
Les Dunnett for allowing us to hang the lamb in his chiller.
Nancy Dunnett,
Ron Bidgood & Ray Kennedy for their butchering & cuts packing
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BLONDE
SWEDE
A ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing a
show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he
starts going through his usual…..dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the
fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard
enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can
stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the colour of a
woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men
like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.
Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are
dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general…pathetically all in
the name of humour!”
The embarrassed ventriloquist
begins to apologise, and the blonde yells: “You
stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap.” |
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