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No 21
20/01/2013
This week's sponsor is -
SEARLE TRAVEL - 273 Gloucester Street, Taradale |
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FRIDAY HETERO TRIPLES -
18th January.
The weather turned nasty so the third game had to
be abandoned
1st D Le Claire(s), L McLean, E Pearson. 2 – 12 + 16
2nd G de Ridder(s), A Barker, A Simpson. 2 – 11 + 17
3rd L Parsons(s), S Glock, B Exeter. 2 – 11 + 7
Best last game.
Pac ‘n’ Save Green: K Ives(s), M Geldard, M Fenton. 6
+ 10
HBSB Green: M Turner(s),D Girven, A Dempsey. 7 + 13 |
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OBSERVANT
MOTORIST
I was driving into Napier this morning when I saw an AA
van parked on Kennedy Road.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very
miserable.
I thought to myself, - that guy's heading for a
breakdown!!! |
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WEEKLY
CALENDAR
Centre events in RED |
Mon |
Jan 21 |
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Tue |
Jan 22 |
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Wed |
Jan 23 |
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Thu |
Jan 24 |
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Fri |
Jan 25 |
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Sat |
Jan 26 |
Men's
Championship Triples
Women's
Interclub 7's and 3's |
Sun |
Jan 27 |
Jun. Women's
Champ. Pairs |
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WOMEN'S INTERCLUB SEVENS AND TRIPLES
This tournament was played over the weekend at three
venues; Napier, Omarunui and Kia Toa. I saw some of the play at Napier
where our Division 1 ladies were playing and right up to the last round of
games Taradale had a good chance of winning - but I think we faltered just
before the winning post. Keep an eye on Bowls HB website
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The following unofficial results have just come through |
Division One – at Bowls
Napier
1st; Bay View – 20 points, plus 22
2nd; Omarunui – 18 points, plus 39
3rd; Taradale – 18 points, plus 1
All Taradale combinations (Singles, Pairs and Fours)
won three games from five played.
Division Two – at Kia Toa
1st; Kia Toa (points unknown)
2nd; Bowls Napier (points unknown) |
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PROUD PETE
I had difficulty getting to one of the venues today to
see how our ladies were going. I phoned six or seven
people to see if they had heard anything but in every
case there was no reply ...... the people I phoned
were all at the bowling green watching / supporting
our women's interclub teams. I would like to go on
record to say how proud I am to be President of a club
that supports its players as much as ours does.
Peter Townrow |
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MEN'S INTERCLUB
DIVISION TWO - playoff at Napier
1st Heretaunga
2nd Bay View
BURNSIDE PAIRS - CHRISTCHURCH
The final of the major event (Division 1) will be
played by Ken Walker and Ross Thompson, and Maurice
Symes and Mike Kernahan - late this afternoon.
Mandy and Angela Boyd found the going tough, and
finished last in Division Five. |
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TARADALE MEN'S TRIPLES CHAMPIONSHIPS continued
In early November eighteen teams
began the journey today to win the Men's Championship title for 2012. Cold
winds, icy temperatures and afternoon rain all contributed to an earlier
finish than was planned. The following teams are still in contention and
they will continue next Saturday January 26th.
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SURVEY
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the
U.N. The only question asked was: "Would you please
give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the
following:
1.. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest"
meant..
2.. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage"
meant.
3.. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4.. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5.. In the Middle East they didn't know what
"solution" meant.
6.. In South Africa they didn't know what "please"
meant.
7.. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the
world" meant.
8.. In Australia and NZ they hung up as soon as they
heard the Indian accent. |
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PLAYING ON A WINDY DAY:
Do not expect to get the same results on windy days as
you would hope to achieve on calm days. A bowl that is a
metre from the jack in windy conditions will often be in
the count.
When playing with the wind at an angle to the green play
around the clock. Do not have your bowl finishing
directly into the wind or finishing with the wind
directly behind it. This means that the wind should
always be hitting the side of your bowl as it finishes
into the head. This has less impact on the slowing bowl
compared with the wind hitting its running surface.
Remember if you want to understand how to play in windy
conditions then get out and practise on windy days.
ETIQUETTE
EVERYONE HAS RESPONSIBILITIES
All Bowlers should know and understand the Laws of
the Game. Consideration for others, courtesy and
good sportsmanship will add enjoyment to a skilful
and rewarding pastime. If all bowlers were
familiar with what their responsibilities are as
players and as club members bowling would be such
a pleasant sport. |
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I've learned that whenever I decide something with an
open heart, I usually make the right decision.
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I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have
to be one.
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I've learned that every day, you should reach out and
touch someone. People love that human touch -- holding
hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
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I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
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RESPONSIBILITIES OF THE SKIP
What are the responsibilities of skips in a game of bowls?
Law
37 Responsibilities
of the Skip
The skip will have sole charge of the team and all
players in the team should follow the skip’s
instructions.
The skip should decide all disputed points with the
opposing skip, making sure that any decision reached is
in line with the Laws of the Sport of Bowls.
If the skips need to check any part of the Laws of the
Sport of Bowls before reaching a decision, they should
ask the umpire for an explanation.
If the umpire considers that a decision reached by the
skips is not in line with the Laws of the Sport of
Bowls, the umpire should overrule that decision so that
it is in line with the laws.
If the skips cannot reach agreement on any disputed
point, they should ask the umpire to make a decision.
The umpire’s decision is final.
If the Controlling Body has not appointed an umpire, the
skips should choose a competent neutral person to act as
the umpire.
The skip should:
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be responsible for the score card supplied by the
Controlling Body while play is in progress;
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enter the names of all players of both teams on the
score card;
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record, on the score card, all shots scored for and
against the team as each end is completed;
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compare the score card with that of the opposing skip as
each end is completed; and
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at the end of the game, record on the score card the
time that the game finished and then sign it.
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If a Member National Authority agrees to a scoreboard
being used instead of one of the score cards, the skip
of the team which won the toss for opening play should
update the scoreboard and the opposing skip should deal
with the score card
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Skips can, at any time, delegate their own powers and
any of their own duties to any other members of the team
as long as they tell the opposing skip immediately. |
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GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story
of the Good Samaritan.
She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the
roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think
I'd throw up."
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CONGRATULATIONS RICHARD, ANGELA, DEAN, MANDY
New Zealand Team Chases Trans Tasman Supremacy
With the highly contested Trans Tasman clash
approaching in March New Zealand has named its three
teams; Under 18, Development and Senior, to take on
rivals Australia. “This is a great opportunity for
the younger players to mix and mingle with the
senior players and take the chance at learning as
much as they can from them,” comments National Coach
Dave Edwards.
Under 18 Team:
Richard Hocking - Triples
and Fours
Dean Drummond - Triples and Fours
Development Team:
Angela Boyd - Triples and
Fours
Senior Team:
Mandy Boyd - Triples and Fours
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CENTRAL REGION CHALLENGE TROPHY
Feb 8-9-10
Richard Hocking and Angela Boyd have been selected
for this (as well as the above March tournament).
Congratulations to you both |
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Taranaki Fours
(by Colleen Ferrick)
Bowls Taradale has six members playing in the 108th
TSB Taranaki Fours beginning Monday 20th January.
Nine
Hawke’s Bay teams will be participating in this popular
Australasian event, including an all Taradale team
of Peter Turnbull (s), Dave Roberts, Chris Angove and Chris
Downing. Richard Hocking jnr. will play with
Barry Wakely’s composite side, and Jack Philip will
be part of the Graeme Fulford, A G (Tony) Small and Brian
Johnson’s combination.
I have just discovered Dave Scott
has also entered the event - in his son's Westend (New
Plymouth) team.
FOOTNOTE: Rex Dunn is also
playing with Ken Greeks, Mike Geldard and Graeme Cross in
the Taranaki Fours.
25 end
games and 196 teams (=784 players). Four days of section
play (teams need to win 6 games from eight played), before
three days of post section competition, finishing 27th
January. A demanding 25 ends per game, two games per day,
this is THE major men’s Fours tournament in New Zealand.
Non-qualifiers play in a subsequent consolation Pairs event.
This
tournament is the complete experience for a bowler –this is
when one is totally immersed exclusively in BOWLS – and
nothing else! Players are completely unaware of any
global catastrophe, Syrian coup, share market collapse – or
even a possible personal marital separation (-let the guys
enjoy their week away from the real world fellow Gals, after
all, boys will be boys…). Taranaki have remarkably
true, fast, consistent bowling greens, where precision
bowling and consistency is rewarded. Talented, different
competitors, and the whole of Taranaki is aware and
interested as this tournament progresses, and even the local
newspapers make bowls the front-page feature.
To the best
of my knowledge, the only Hawke’s Bay team to have won this
event was Dave Palmer, Graeme Fulford, Bruce Stewart and
John Grainger (Havelock North) in 2002. A usually
reliable source (close to home), informs me that the New
Plymouth Club (and in fact, all bowling Clubs in Taranaki)
have a wonderful selection of cold ales, which can,
undeniably, refresh one’s palate after a long day on the
greens.
Go for it
guys – enjoy!
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I would love
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TOURNAMENT NOTIFICATION
RECEIVED THIS WEEK
Freemasons Charity Bowling Match. Havelock North Bowling
Club. Thursday 14th March 2013, commencing 10.00am. Three
Bowl triples - 4 games of 1 hour ten minutes each. Single
entry $10.00 per person. Mufti. Entries close 11 March 2013.
All proceeds to help provide an advanced Neonatal Training
Simulator for the Hawke’s Bay Neonatal Unit. Contact John
Cunningham Phone 877 8790. Refer notice board for full
details.
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BLAME
THE CAT
We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve
Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering
machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the
backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The
taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the
house.
As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the
yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat
shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know
that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains
to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going
upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so
long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was
hiding under the bed. I had to poke her backside with a coat
hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cab driver hit a parked car. |
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